Book Report: Our Wives Under the Sea, by Julia Armfield

This is beautiful, in that it’s beautifully written. In alternating first-person chapters, we follow a contemporary couple, Miri and Leah, who have undergone a catastrophe. Miri’s chapters are in the now, the aftermath, and Leah’s are in the when, the disaster itself. After crewing a deep-sea research vessel that became stranded in the Mariana trench for several months, she’s returned with severe nerve and tissue damage from prolonged compression. But although Leah has made it back, their relationship has largely broken down. We see this only though Miri’s eyes, as all Leah’s chapters are in the past. The implicit question…

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Book report: Shades of Grey, by Jasper Fforde

Well now, there’s a title. I’m dyslexic, so I had to read it twice before I realised it didn’t have the word fifty in front of it. Now, it’s always kind of weird when a story riffs on a title from a different genre … so it was relief to discover that Jasper Fforde published this first. Almost a relief, because it also made me ask the awkward question, why didn’t I ever hear of this novel before? Because this is, no doubt, original. Original with a capital O, the kind that monks would have painted with deranged, frolicking hares.…

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Trusty Nissan Micra

Ever wondered what Argana drives? Not nerve-wracking for Argana, who had gained her license from the Dunning-Kruger school of driving. Nerve-wracking however for every tractor driver, cyclist, horse rider and occasional prodigal sheep that they startled along the way. – Argana Zeit and the Haunted Busker As a regular reader, you’ll be familiar with Argana’s haphazard driving style. In many ways, her ancient and long-suffering blue Nissan Micra is one of the most imperilled characters in the series! You don’t see a lot of the Mk2s around these days, for obvious reasons, so I was charmed to spot this one…

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Argana’s Flat

I’ve always loved floorplans. It’s an affection that started when I was a kid, running table RPGs for my friends and family. Having a dungeon map behind my GM’s screen, forcing the players to painstakingly replicate it in their own notes. All that squared paper. All those conveniently right-angular tombs. It wasn’t so much that Osthack the Destroyer wanted to rule the world, as they just really wanted to own all the setsquares. And of course there’s castles, because every time you visit one, there’s a poster somewhere with a reconstructed floorplan on it, the hypothetical sections rendered in dashed…

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Patty Scholes

Next in my series of occasional Character Sketches is Patty Scholes. Yeah, she’s the matriarch of the Scholes clan, collecting the waifs and strays of Trotterwell … the question is, are all her brood technically human? We first meet Patty properly in No Fae Back Now, but she was originally a background character in Argana Zeit Collects Snow Toads. Ever since her first mention… “…Patty was well known around Trotterwell, for both better and worse. Patty herself was big-hearted, but whether her family consisted of pesky delinquents or the high-spirited go-getters of the future was largely a question of who…

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Akira Pixels

So, I went off and sketched Akira Pixels for you. But if prefer your headcannon version, you go right ahead and keep that ;) Not that Akira is his birthname. We met his mum in Argana Zeit Rings the Other World, and she spilt the beans. He had the good fortune to appear in the first Argana Zeit story, where we discover that he’s the eccentric, wannabe entrepreneur owner of Brink Hall, a crumbling mansion outside of town. I’ve always enjoyed writing him, because he’s an easy conduit for new problems. That, and I find delusional characters inherently funny. I…

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No Fae Back Now

Who do you call when you find a boy with no face in a magical coma? Well, since government cutbacks mean there’s no occult police division any more, you’re going to end up in the capable* hands of Argana Zeit, amateur paranormal investigator. Sure, she’s flaky, but what she lacks in organisational aptitude she makes up for in attitude and intuition. But when a monster trashes a nearby housing estate and the local entrepreneur spins up his demonic cryptic scam, things are going to get a lot weirder than she and her ghost-sensing dog can imagine. Ah, the Argana Zeit…

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Where is Trotterwell?

With the blatant exception of her hometown of Trotterwell, every location that Argana visits is from the real world. They’re places that I’ve been, and that I love. But you may be less familiar, so I’ve drawn this map to help you out. Although there are more villages and sites of note than shown, this has the broad sweeps. To give you an idea of scale, it’s around 20 miles from Buxton to Bakewell. But the roads are narrow and there's a sheep around every corner, so it takes longer to drive than you'd imagine! Also, I was inspired to…

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The thing about covers

As you probably guessed by now, I do my own covers. I do my own tiling in my house, too. I could get someone in, and they’d do a better job in half the time, but I’m really driven by wanting to know how something is done. And now I know a lot about how to do tiling, and even more about how not to do it, and 100% enough to appreciate someone else doing it. First cover I’ve changed the cover to Paranormal in the Peaks 3 times, which is way more than I’ve ever had to re-do the…

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The Horror in the Hills

She’s impetuous, imperfect and impulsive, and he’s fearless, focused and furry. These traits propel Argana Zeit and her ghost-hunting dog Max into every mystery the town of Trotterwell has to offer. Unquiet phantoms, mischievous pranksters, restless hordes of fae, keepers of the dead and, naturally, a tribe descending from the ancient pre-Celtic Britons … they’re all here. Because this is the haunted heart of the Peak District, and what you’ve heard is true: There’s horror in the hills. Put on the kettle, and dive into this spine-tickling collection of Cosy Paranormal Novellas & Novelettes. Collects these adventures: Argana Zeit and…

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